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Hidden in the walls

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From what I can tell, our house originally had a breezeway that connected the main bit to the carport and workrooms. Sometime in the early 60s this breezeway was turned into an extra room and the workrooms were reconfigured to serve as additional bathroom and bedroom space.

Maybe the unfinished half-wall in the carport was put up during this time. We are learning, as we brainstorm how to deal with the open cinder block cubbies, how previous owners used the wall.

Our latest find: Beer can! It’s from the pre-pop days when you had to punch holes in the can yourself.

Space Creations

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City habitats floating on Venus’ dense gassy atmosphere
alien pack animal

Birdwatching

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Can you see him? This redbellied woodpecker is one of two that I’ve seen around that largish hole in the branch. He was playing hide and seek with me, so this is as good a picture as I could manage. I think they may be nesting in that branch. Fingers crossed that the branch holds up for as long as they need it…it looks pretty dead.

Early Pineapples

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And I’m not talking early in the season, because they are right on time. With a little more rain than usual during the winter, their flowering did not get delayed like last year. No, my early pineapples are first year bloomers!

I swear I am not going crazy. The pineapple plants that came with the house have quadrupled in number over the years and I feel I have gained quite a bit of experience with them. In the past years, whether planting tops or pups, each plant would take about two years before it bloomed

That is not what is happening this year. I have a pretty decent number of two year old plants that are pushing their cone shaped flowers into the air. In addition to this I have at least three one year old plants (one pictured) that are doing the same.

We have 12 blooming pineapples at the moment! Thankfully at slightly different stages of development. I have been attempting population control, but I might have to set up a produce stand by the road!

Spring sprung

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it is springing all over the place in my yards and I have a renewed obsession with documenting all I find. you are forewarned…more yard to come.

Pascua Florida Day

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I am a little calendar obsessed. And I live in Florida. Yet, I had never heard of Pascua Florida Day before this year. A spring time holiday, Pascua Florida means, roughly, feast of the flowers. It is a State of Florida celebration by statute, and as a state day it ” commemorates the sighting of Florida by Spanish explorer Ponce de León (LINK).”

Even so, it doesn’t seem like we do much with the day, which I think is a shame. I’m a little late in brainstorming this year. Thinking cap is on for 2020. What do you think would be the best way to celebrate Pascua Florida?

Clement Skitt’s Word of the Day

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“I was out to get a sinker for nooning and some Big Six shambles in front of me without so much as a mind the grease.  I was all glimflashy!  But, I didn’t want to go waking snakes so I cheesed it before starting a bobbery.”

What was that now?

Sinker – a doughnut ( Flapperspeak: Dictionary of Words From the 1920’s and 1930’s )

Nooning – an interval for rest and refreshment at midday, as in the harvest field  (1891 American Slang Dictionary by James Maitland)

Big six – a strong man; from auto advertising, for the new and powerful; six cylinder engines ( Flapperspeak: Dictionary of Words From the 1920’s and 1930’s )
 
TO SHAMBLE – To walk awkwardly. Shamble-legged:  one that walks wide, and shuffles about his feet.  (1811 Dictionary of the Vulgar Tongue by Francis Grose)
 
Mind the Grease – When walking or otherwise getting around, you could ask people to let you pass, please. Or you could ask them to mind the grease, which meant the same thing to Victorians.
 
GLIMFLASHY – Angry, or in a passion. CANT.  (1811 Dictionary of the Vulgar Tongue by Francis Grose)
 
Waking snakes – getting into trouble  (1891 American Slang Dictionary by James Maitland)
 
CHEESE IT – Be silent, be quiet, don’t do it. Cheese it, the coves are fly; be silent, the people understand our discourse.  (1811 Dictionary of the Vulgar Tongue by Francis Grose)
 
Bobbery – a tumult or bother  (1891 American Slang Dictionary by James Maitland)
 
In other words:  “I was out to get a doughnut for my midday break and some muscle bound guy shuffles in front of me without so much as an excuse me.  I was so angry!  But, I didn’t want to go getting into trouble so I kept my mouth shut before starting a tumult.”
 
 
 

Yeti with a soda can

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You may recognize this idea from my Cryptids and friends zine…this was the original concept, proposed by Richard when I was sitting on the couch in need of something to draw. Though, I didn’t refer to it at all, my followup drawing has the poor creature in exactly the same pose…

Arthur Paul Pedrick’s Patents

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Arthur Paul Pedrick (1918 – 1976) was a prolific British inventor who filed for 162 United Kingdom patents between 1962 and his death. His inventions were notable for their humour and almost complete lack of practical applicability.

Source: Arthur Paul Pedrick – Wikipedia

In fact, his patent applications and inventions were often considered spoofs on the patent system itself, an organization he had been employed by for fourteen years. Yet, as Niels Stevnsborg notes in his biographical article on Pedrick, AP Pedrick was often ahead of his time (2011) and his inventions have resurfaced again and again in prior art searches of modern patents and have been built upon by modern inventors. 

One of the most fascinating to me, even though I have not yet gotten my hands on it, is GB1280928, a voice recognition translation and patent search apparatus that operates via satellite connection to WIPO.  Obviously designed to alleviate the prior art search, that Pedrick alluded lead to his ‘nervous breakdown’ and dismissal from his job at the patent office, such a system turned to other forms of law, or all forms of law, would be amazingly useful.  After all, even with electronic translation engines today, language is still a sometimes insurmountable obstacle to understanding.

Also of note from my perspective, that is, one obsessed with retro futurism and the odd designs of cities to solve problems instead of organically growing from demand based population interaction, are:

  • B63B35/44 Floating cities for relieving population pressures on the land masses
  • E04H1/00 Swinging, or suspended, multi-deck cities 

References:

Stevnsborg, Niels (2011) Arther Paul Pedrick: the Man Behind the Patents. World Patent Information. 33: 371-382. https://doi.org/10.1016/j.wpi.2011.07.004

Clay Jackson from No Evil

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If you haven’t read the latest No Evil, then this is the perfect time to take a break and delve into The Zombie, story by Richard Schmidt of Doomed Moviethon.

Meditation rock

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Wolpertingers

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Wolpertinger specimen at Ripley’s Believe It Or Not in St. Augustine, FL

You may be noticing a recurring element on the Bean…Wolpertingers. I am simply fascinated. I was first aware of wolpertingers when I came across the idea of a Jackalope with wings. Technically the addition of another species’ characteristics to the elusive jackalope, transformed it into something different, something more: a wolpertinger. Wolpertingers are legendary creatures that show up in German folklore (wikipedia). They are typically the combination of characteristics from three or more unique animals. They are great doodling inspiration (as seen on the Bean):

Gyrojets: Art for the Band

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Over the last couple years I have been conscripted to imagine and make visible the essence of Gyrojets and their realistic music. Here is a roundup of my favorites:

If you haven’t heard of realistic music, or worse, haven’t heard of
Gyrojets, give a listen:

Nothing New Under in the Library

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“A strange crew – these people who come up to the desk: the man who wants the complete history of Piscataway Township from the year 1837 to date; the woman who is reading Zola volume by volume simply because it is in the restricted section; the little girl who asks naively for a ‘real good story with lots and lots of love in it, for mama.’ Sometimes, dealing as you must at close quarters with their individual idiosyncrasies, you wonder whether there are any really discriminating readers at all; sometimes, in a benevolent mood, you wonder almost reverently at the consuming passion for reading that seems to be inherent in so many and such diverse people.”


The New York herald. (New York, N.Y.), 17 Dec. 1922. Chronicling America: Historic American Newspapers. Lib. of Congress. <http://chroniclingamerica.loc.gov/lccn/sn83045774/1922-12-17/ed-1/seq-84/>

An idle search for librarian news through Chronicling America yields plenty of results that catalog the history of librarianship in America, from descriptions of expected wages, to career paths, and differing responsibilities based on population. You will also find musings from the librarian’s perspective on daily life and patron demands. The sentiments are eerily duplicative of modern day-in-the-life sketches that can be found on the internet of librarian blogs today.

Cryptids and Friends zine

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I worked up a zine for gift giving over the holidays and have just reprinted a few copies of it. I am thinking of offering them in my store, but I am also thinking I want to bundle it with a companion zine I am working on. For now, I give you it electronically!

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