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Australia – love from afar

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Hello there, lovers of the strange and unusual.  There is no place better to find strange and unusual than Australia and I’ve picked out a few examples of evolutionary diversion to share with you today.

Southern Hairy-nosed Wombat CC BY 2.0 | Jason Pratt – originally posted to Flickr as Southern Hairy-nosed Wombat

Wombats captured my attention since I first saw one falling through a broken deck chair in Sirens.  I find them laughably cute.  They are one of many marsupials that call Australia home.  In fact, 70% of the 334 marsupial species in the world are found in Australia, near by New Guinea and surrounding islands (Wikipedia).

The strangeness of marsupials (what with half developed embryos crawling around on their parents) pales in comparison to the Platypus.   With a duck bill, beaver-like tail, and eyes like a hagfish or lampry, this egg laying mammal takes the prize for best animal mash-up, but that’s not all of the strangeness.  The Platypus hunts by electroreception, similar to sharks, has venom, and lacks a stomach.

Though not specific to Australia, flying foxes also make there home down under.  They are also known as mega bats and can have wings spans up to 2 meters or 6 feet.

Not to be outdone by warm bloods, the trees of Australia are equally strange.  A stand of Huon Pine trees in Western Tasmania are an all male clone colony in excess of 10,500 years.   It’s like the Dr. Who of trees, never sexually partnered and constantly living in new bodies of itself.  Though not of Australia I’d be remiss if I did not mention Pando, the Trembling Giant in Utah, a clonal colony of quaking aspen.

Where clone trees are cool and all (banana lovers everywhere owe their thanks), danger is much more exciting!  The Gympie Gympie tree will sting you.  It will burn you like a chemical Moriarty if you so much as brush lightly past and then it will revisit you with burning sensation over the course of years, like some horrible tactile acid flashback.

Hello Gorgeous!

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We finally got the remaining furniture out of storage, and we finally got the two chairs that constituted much of the remaining storage back from the upholsterer.  This beauty here was the gold pressed vinyl arm chair next to the organ in my Grandmother’s house.  When it came to our apartment long ago, the cats loved it so much (that is, loved the pop their claws made in the vinyl) that we ended up calling it the sacrificial chair.

Now it’s back by the organ wearing my custom designed fabric.  This scarab and lotus pattern worked out so well I have made it available for others to enjoy on Spoonflower.  I think I will add some more seamless patterns after I give them another round of editing.  I paired the print with a pseudo suede solid for the bits that would get the most wear, and Walt’s Upholstery did a fabulous job of putting it all together.  He was a joy to work with!

Penelope Sea and Ocean End posting on the Bean

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Announcement:  Penelope Sea and Ocean End, that’s a story I wrote, will be posting as weekly chapters here on the Bean every Tuesday.  That’s ten weeks of adventure, y’all!

Start reading Chapter One now!

Back Cover:  Penelope Sea is a mostly obedient, stubborn and quite child for whom life has been upended by her parents’ move.  She is content to be thoroughly unhappy with the situation and, like many other children, dreams of a secret and mysterious spot in her new house to take her away.  Her quest to find it lands her in a place far from home, filled with creatures and concepts long since lost, where she must learn that we often have the means to solve our own problems.
Stranded in a strange place, Penelope accepts the kindness of strangers and, along the way, she encounters mythical creatures, extinct species, a stodgy librarian, and plays checkers with a kappa to save herself from being eaten.  At last she discovers that her ticket home is none other than the house key on a chain around her own neck, but the kindly strangers of Ocean End don’t want her to leave.

Inktober finale

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Christmaswitch The Christmas witch says ‘goodbye October.’  But far be it for me to jump from Halloween to Christmas and miss reveling in my favoritist holiday of all:  Thanksgiving!

I know the great turkey feast doesn’t ring too many people’s bells, but I love it.  I always remember liking it as a kid, and I have liked it more and more as an adult.  There’s something magical about seasonal dishes and traditions.  Halloween is great and all, but Thanksgiving sets the tone for the rest of the year.  I never enjoy cooking and baking so much as I do for the marathon that begins with Thanksgiving.

The Christmas witch is also the last of my Inktober celebration.  Hope ya’ll liked it.

On the way out

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This went pretty well.  I admit I interpreted inktober a little liberally, but almost all of my pictures start with ink anyway, so technically, I celebrate ink everyday.  Happy Halloween!

Manatee witch

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In all her glory.  She’s my favorite.

Witch and the goat lord

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I had a list of stereotypical witch situations to draw.  You know, witch with goblet, with black cat, with the devil.  NSFW for nudity after the jump.

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Sea Witches

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SeawitchesThere are many stories about 1/2 women 1/2 something else that come from the sea, and, though they may not always be called witches, their antics and magic have a similar ring to my ears.  Here I have evening gown representations of a mermaid, selkie and manatee.  Why manatee?  Because they were once mistaken for mermaids too, don’t ya know.

Fire in the hand is worth…

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flying naked

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Another nude witch.  I’ve seen old prints and woodcuts that show naked witches straddling their brooms, but I don’t see how that is manageable at all.

NSFW for nudity after the jump.

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A little digital post production

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Stir the Cauldron

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Midcentury design

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A rather boring, boxy remodel was committed on my kitchen, but other than that and most of the flooring, I have a lot of original materials in my house.  In fact, I have a lot of original materials outside of my house…like roof timbers, flue tiles and concrete partition blocks.  Every day I am more amazed at the fact that these things have hung around for 65 years.

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Before I met my house I had only ever come into contact with the standard two hole concrete block.  So when we started picking up rounded bullnose blocks and skinny partition blocks around the house, I was really intrigued.  I found them later in a Portland Cement Association pamphlet.  It was one of many pamphlets and catalogs for home building from the 40s and 50s, included in the Internet Archive’s Building Technology Heritage Library collection.  The collection’s also been pretty helpful in identifying the floor in the bedrooms (Armstrong 1949 pattern book) and the fixtures in the bathroom.  It’s kind of like backwards shopping, looking at old catalogs to find a match for what’s in front of you.

I dream of finding the floorplans for my house in one of the several house plan catalogs like Practical Homes.  I love how the post WWII housing boom was partially directed at the do-it-yourself home builder.  The Popular Mechanic’s famous Concrete Block House, an instruction manual to the home builder, includes a lot of techniques that I think were actually used in my home.

I wholeheartedly encourage you to peruse the Internet Archive’s Building Technology Heritage Library collection yourself.  It’s pretty spiffy, but a warning:  you may lose several hours of your day to it.

They’ll be your friend

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Scary? naked witch

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Okay, I don’t do the nude very much on the blog even though I draw it a lot.  Many great artworks depicting witches show them nude for several reasons.  Witches worshiped naked to have a closer connection with nature around them, to remove obstacles between themselves and magic.  The Garderian tradition of Wicca documented and brought nude worship practices to the public eye in the mid 20th century.  Critics of Wiccan covens of this time sometimes commented that the religion was only a smoke screen for nudity and lewd behaviors.  Nude depictions of witches were also used by more prudish sensibilities as way to show witches as evil and depraved.

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