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How to Cut up a Pineapple

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Without disparaging the multitudinous other instructionals out there, I wanted to give you my own info session on cutting up a pineapple. After a few years of growing them, and increasing my yield each year, I feel like I have learned things that I was never able to find out online.

Now, your pineapple is ready to eat. If you want to freeze it, I suggest positioning your cut pieces on a parchment lined baking sheet. Set the whole baking sheet in the freezer until the fruit is frozen and then you can tip all the frozen fruit pieces in a bag.

If you are preparing and saving the top for planting, set the prepared top in a vase (without water) or somewhere it can dry out a little longer. After a few days stick it in the ground and water well for a week. This is all I’ve ever needed to do to keep multiplying the amount of plants I have.

Skipping Games and School Yard Rhymes

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There have been articles dissecting the history or false history of school yard rhymes. It seems no one can agree on what ring around the rosie means or where it came from. But there is still something strange and haunting about some of them.

Skipping Games, those jump rope games accompanied by rhymes, are explored by Julia Bishop on the British Library web site. There are some vintage video studies of these skipping games. Though I’m sure children in the USA were skipping to different rhymes at the time, it is both nostalgic and fascinated to read about the history of something we knew well, but left behind us long ago.

 

7 stages of pineapple

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It should be of no surprise that I am once again talking about pineapples. I remember our first attempts at yarding after buying the house. I made a hesitant identification of some spiny, succulent like, grasses planted against the house. Based on a theory that they were pineapples, we moved them. It may have been one of the hardest things we ever did with plant materials. Then they fruited! Now, it seems like pineapples are one of the sure bets in my yard.

So this year, I bring you the seven stages of pineapple. The fruit, that is. The stages of plant would be a whole different thing that, I guess, I should probably get around to documenting as well.

Stage 1

aka this plant is gonna fruit this year. Usually stage one happens around March to May depending on how dry the plants have been over winter.

The flower bud looks like a tiny pinkish proto-pineapple nestled in the whorled center of the plant.

Stage 2

This is where you see actual flowers emerging from the spiny segments of the bud maybe one or two weeks following the initial indication that the plant would fruit. Each flower sets a fruit just like many other fruiting plants. So, each segment is a fruit in its own right, and a pineapple is actually a clustered formation of many smaller fruits.

Stage 3

More weeks pass and the emerging pineapple becomes more recognizable. The segments are still very separate, rough, and sharp, but the overall shape of the fruit and leafy top is beginning to form.

Stage 4

After months, it will seem to you as though nothing is happening, unless you have been photo documenting the fruit’s progress. You can just make out that it is getting bigger, the sections are beginning to flatten and the whole fruit is becoming green.

Stage 5

Another month or so, and you will be able to see the individual sections are completely flattened and filled out. It is still green, or, perhaps, more deeply green, and it has no odor to speak of. This will change soon.

Stage 6

Harvest time! It may seem like weeks and weeks from stage 5, but keep your eyes peeled for the initial signs that it is time to harvest. Ideally, like the image on the left, it would be 1/3 yellow, but you can also harvest slightly before this if the centers of the sections have started turning yellow and you want to guarantee your harvest. I pulled the one in the center because the top side of the fruit was just beginning to get sunburned, as you can see from the pale yellow with orange tints. I also harvested the one to the right as a test to see if there was a too early. I cut the stem holding the pineapple a couple or more inches down and set them up in a vase on the table to finish ripening. Yes, they will.

You can leave the fruit on the plant until fully ripe. However, as the fruit ripens (outside or inside) it will begin to emit a wonderful pineapple-y perfume that many outside critters may find too delectable to resist. I’ve known fellow pineapple growers here in central Florida who have waited eagerly to harvest their fully ripe pineapples only to find them hollowed out by opportunistic raccoons, fruit rats, and ants.

Stage 7

We are now deep in July. After a week and a half on the counter in a vase, the right hand pictured fruit above is totally ripe. As in, cut it up and eat it now, ripe! I could’ve cut it up and eaten before it was quite this yellow, but sometimes the pineapple waits for me and not the other way around.

At this stage of ripeness, I find the fruit tastes like Piña Colada without adding coconut.

There you have it, the seven stages of pineapple fruit in about 5-6 months. Check back for a how-to on carving this beauty!

New Orleans

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Traveling

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So…I am establishing a stronger connection (I joined instagram) with my phone and I realized that I have a whole heap of photos from multiple trips over the past year that I have neglected to share with you. So, I will be sharing these in short gallery releases. Stay tuned!

King Tut’s Dream Book

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The King Tut Dream Book has the usual dictionary of symbols and dream meanings you would expect to find in such a thing. It is written for a 1933 audience, supposedly as a translation of an ancient text found in Egypt and later used by Napoleon. It also has a section on locating lucky numbers and the lucky numbers associated with different male and female names. No surprise that LeEtta is not in there, but I was hopeful. Bonefast is featured in the male the names. Any poor dude out there named Bonefast who is tired of his name not showing up on souvenir mugs should totally check this book out.

No surprise that I love this as an oddity. And, bonus, it is now in our very own digital collections at work.

New Caduceus, new art

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Animal Party

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illustration of animals at a party

More Garden

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House Painting

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house before painting
Before Painting

After five years in the house, we finally got the outside repainted! And prior to that I fixed a planter wall! I felt like Hercules, seriously.

There is a bland trend in my neighborhood toward Tuscan inspired color schemes where the trim is a shade lighter or darker than the base color. I think that’s what ours was intended to be too, though I never quite figured out what the color was supposed to be (even before it faded). A kind of peachy tan? An apricot sand?

Now we have a beautiful, fresh house. The roof still needs cleaning, but it’s gorgeous!

house after painting
After Painting

Playing around

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I made a thing. It is my second stop motion-ish video and I learn something new each time. By no means is it perfect; this is totally learning by doing. But I’m still proud I made a thing.

Tampa in time

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Woman Shopper In A Tampa Grocery Story by Robertson Fresh Photography, Digital Collections, Tampa Library, University of South Florida, https://digital.lib.usf.edu/?r5.15958

I have been digging deep into the history of my 1949 house, which invariably means learning all about everything around it, that is, Tampa. Thankfully, I work at a library with digitized pictures and historical documentation to keep me busy for a long time. I can’t tell you exactly why I love this picture. It could be the cans of Heinz Macaroni above the Heinz Spaghetti…also canned.

It could be the largest cans, also of the healthiest seeming products, that is, turnip greens and the like, are perched precariously at the tippy top. Whatever it is, I think it is important to share this wonderful photo of a lady shopper.

Garden documentation

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ramblings on copyright

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Copyright sign at the Florida Strawberry Festival

In addition to my developing obsession with finding author voices relating to developments in copyright law, I have been searching every resource I can find to figure out interesting ways of communicating to students and faculty on campus about copyright.  The most hilarious resource might be the most obvious:  the Copyright Office’s FAQ.  My favorite questions:

  1. How do I protect my sighting of Elvis?
  2. Can I get a star named after me and claim copyright to it?

The questions are perfect examples of how the vast reach of copyright is often misinterpreted to be an unlimited reach.

The carved cliff

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