I have a confession to make: I went to college, I wrote poetry, I smoked clove cigarettes, worked in a music store, fancied myself a photographer, and took intro to psychology. All of the cliched college girl watchamacallit, I did it all, Losers! I mean, sorry, I don’t think you’re losers…I just got carried away. What was I saying? Oh, yeah…and I found proof, so in the spirit of digital preservation, I scanned Finally Famous, in a way not befitting any real archive, so I could share it with you.