Cat profiles Cat profiles published on October 4, 2024Read more posts by the author of Cat profiles, leemsNo Comments on Cat profiles This is just some gratuitous cat love. I thought it would be a hoot to illustrate cat personalities by the commands we use for them every week. And then I thought the post was missing a heap of cat photos, so I added them. You are welcome. CATSPASMOGORGONCHEESEFOODMeows to begHates chicken and chicken byproductsAccepts treatsStands on hind legs to begMust have medicated foodAccepts treatsMeows and stands against counter to begAccepts most foodsDoes not understand treatsCOMMANDSSpasmo, get downSpasmo, no clawsSpasmo, that’s not for youGorgon, that’s not for youGorgon, no clawsLook upCheese, get down!Cheese, no claws!Cheese, no teeth!Cheese, don’t eat that!Cheese, that’s not for youCheese, leave your sister aloneCheese, that doesn’t sound consensualCheese, enough!Cheese, let her go to the bathroomCheese, let her finish eating Share this:ShareClick to email a link to a friend (Opens in new window)Click to share on Twitter (Opens in new window)Click to share on Reddit (Opens in new window)Click to share on LinkedIn (Opens in new window)Click to share on Tumblr (Opens in new window)Click to share on Pinterest (Opens in new window)Click to share on Facebook (Opens in new window)