This is just some gratuitous cat love. I thought it would be a hoot to illustrate cat personalities by the commands we use for them every week. And then I thought the post was missing a heap of cat photos, so I added them. You are welcome.

CAT	SPASMO	GORGON	CHEESE
FOOD	Meows to beg Hates chicken and chicken byproducts Accepts treats	Stands on hind legs to beg Must have medicated food Accepts treats	Meows and stands against counter to beg Accepts most foods Does not understand treats
COMMANDS	Spasmo, get down Spasmo, no claws Spasmo, that’s not for you	Gorgon, that’s not for you Gorgon, no claws Look up	Cheese, get down! Cheese, no claws! Cheese, no teeth! Cheese, don’t eat that! Cheese, that’s not for you Cheese, leave your sister alone Cheese, that doesn’t sound consensual Cheese, enough! Cheese, let her go to the bathroom Cheese, let her finish eating