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This is just some gratuitous cat love. I thought it would be a hoot to illustrate cat personalities by the commands we use for them every week. And then I thought the post was missing a heap of cat photos, so I added them. You are welcome.

CAT
SPASMO

GORGON

CHEESE
FOOD
  • Meows to beg
  • Hates chicken and chicken byproducts
  • Accepts treats
  • Stands on hind legs to beg
  • Must have medicated food
  • Accepts treats
  • Meows and stands against counter to beg
  • Accepts most foods
  • Does not understand treats
COMMANDS
  • Spasmo, get down
  • Spasmo, no claws
  • Spasmo, that’s not for you
  • Gorgon, that’s not for you
  • Gorgon, no claws
  • Look up
  • Cheese, get down!
  • Cheese, no claws!
  • Cheese, no teeth!
  • Cheese, don’t eat that!
  • Cheese, that’s not for you
  • Cheese, leave your sister alone
  • Cheese, that doesn’t sound consensual
  • Cheese, enough!
  • Cheese, let her go to the bathroom
  • Cheese, let her finish eating

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