{"id":8827,"date":"2019-12-25T12:28:00","date_gmt":"2019-12-25T17:28:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.theleemsmachine.com\/bean\/?p=8827"},"modified":"2021-12-07T08:58:50","modified_gmt":"2021-12-07T13:58:50","slug":"happy-christmas-2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/theleemsmachine.com\/bean\/blog\/2019\/12\/25\/happy-christmas-2\/","title":{"rendered":"Happy Christmas"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<div class=\"wp-block-image\"><figure class=\"aligncenter size-large\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"422\" height=\"600\" data-attachment-id=\"8818\" data-permalink=\"https:\/\/theleemsmachine.com\/bean\/holidaycard2019\/\" data-orig-file=\"https:\/\/theleemsmachine.com\/bean\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/12\/holidaycard2019.jpg\" data-orig-size=\"773,1099\" data-comments-opened=\"1\" data-image-meta=\"{&quot;aperture&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;credit&quot;:&quot;LeEtta&quot;,&quot;camera&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;created_timestamp&quot;:&quot;1577100024&quot;,&quot;copyright&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;focal_length&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;iso&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;shutter_speed&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;orientation&quot;:&quot;0&quot;}\" data-image-title=\"holidaycard2019\" data-image-description=\"\" data-image-caption=\"\" data-medium-file=\"https:\/\/theleemsmachine.com\/bean\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/12\/holidaycard2019-281x400.jpg\" data-large-file=\"https:\/\/theleemsmachine.com\/bean\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/12\/holidaycard2019-422x600.jpg\" src=\"https:\/\/theleemsmachine.com\/bean\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/12\/holidaycard2019-422x600.jpg\" alt=\"Holiday Card design:  Richard, LeEtta, Gorgon, and Spasmo wish you Happy Holidays\" class=\"wp-image-8818\" srcset=\"https:\/\/theleemsmachine.com\/bean\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/12\/holidaycard2019-422x600.jpg 422w, https:\/\/theleemsmachine.com\/bean\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/12\/holidaycard2019-281x400.jpg 281w, https:\/\/theleemsmachine.com\/bean\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/12\/holidaycard2019-106x150.jpg 106w, https:\/\/theleemsmachine.com\/bean\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/12\/holidaycard2019-768x1092.jpg 768w, https:\/\/theleemsmachine.com\/bean\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/12\/holidaycard2019-101x144.jpg 101w, https:\/\/theleemsmachine.com\/bean\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/12\/holidaycard2019.jpg 773w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 422px) 100vw, 422px\" \/><\/figure><\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[33],"tags":[257,49,300,48,127,301],"class_list":["post-8827","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-blog","tag-christmas","tag-drawing-2","tag-gorgon","tag-holiday","tag-pets","tag-spasmo"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack-related-posts":[{"id":8770,"url":"https:\/\/theleemsmachine.com\/bean\/blog\/2019\/12\/06\/introducing-kittens\/","url_meta":{"origin":8827,"position":0},"title":"Introducing kittens","author":"leems","date":"December 6, 2019","format":false,"excerpt":"GorgonSpasmo I was not very into sharing when my beloved Crisco and Sparkles passed on last year. After a kitty-less Christmas and many months of coming home to an empty house, Richard and I have adopted kittens (months ago now). 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