{"id":8507,"date":"2019-08-13T07:13:13","date_gmt":"2019-08-13T11:13:13","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.theleemsmachine.com\/bean\/?p=8507"},"modified":"2021-12-07T08:55:46","modified_gmt":"2021-12-07T13:55:46","slug":"how-to-cut-up-a-pineapple","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/theleemsmachine.com\/bean\/blog\/2019\/08\/13\/how-to-cut-up-a-pineapple\/","title":{"rendered":"How to Cut up a Pineapple"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>Without disparaging the multitudinous other instructionals out there, I wanted to give you my own info session on cutting up a pineapple.  After a few years of growing them, and increasing my yield each year, I feel like I have learned things that I was never able to find out online.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-jetpack-slideshow aligncenter\" data-effect=\"slide\"><div class=\"wp-block-jetpack-slideshow_container swiper-container\"><ul class=\"wp-block-jetpack-slideshow_swiper-wrapper swiper-wrapper\"><li class=\"wp-block-jetpack-slideshow_slide swiper-slide\"><figure><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"748\" height=\"446\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-block-jetpack-slideshow_image wp-image-8490\" data-id=\"8490\" src=\"https:\/\/theleemsmachine.com\/bean\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/07\/PineappleCarving1.jpg\" srcset=\"https:\/\/theleemsmachine.com\/bean\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/07\/PineappleCarving1.jpg 748w, https:\/\/theleemsmachine.com\/bean\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/07\/PineappleCarving1-150x89.jpg 150w, https:\/\/theleemsmachine.com\/bean\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/07\/PineappleCarving1-400x239.jpg 400w, https:\/\/theleemsmachine.com\/bean\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/07\/PineappleCarving1-600x358.jpg 600w, https:\/\/theleemsmachine.com\/bean\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/07\/PineappleCarving1-144x86.jpg 144w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 748px) 100vw, 748px\" \/><figcaption class=\"wp-block-jetpack-slideshow_caption gallery-caption\">Get everything ready:  cutting board, good knife, bowl for fruit, bag or container for refuse.<\/figcaption><\/figure><\/li><li class=\"wp-block-jetpack-slideshow_slide swiper-slide\"><figure><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"816\" height=\"504\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-block-jetpack-slideshow_image wp-image-8491\" data-id=\"8491\" src=\"https:\/\/theleemsmachine.com\/bean\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/07\/PineappleCarving2.jpg\" srcset=\"https:\/\/theleemsmachine.com\/bean\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/07\/PineappleCarving2.jpg 816w, https:\/\/theleemsmachine.com\/bean\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/07\/PineappleCarving2-150x93.jpg 150w, https:\/\/theleemsmachine.com\/bean\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/07\/PineappleCarving2-400x247.jpg 400w, https:\/\/theleemsmachine.com\/bean\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/07\/PineappleCarving2-768x474.jpg 768w, https:\/\/theleemsmachine.com\/bean\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/07\/PineappleCarving2-600x371.jpg 600w, https:\/\/theleemsmachine.com\/bean\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/07\/PineappleCarving2-144x89.jpg 144w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 816px) 100vw, 816px\" \/><figcaption class=\"wp-block-jetpack-slideshow_caption gallery-caption\">Pineapples can be sharp, to lessen the chance of cutting your fingers, grab the top while moving your hand up from the base of the leaves.<\/figcaption><\/figure><\/li><li class=\"wp-block-jetpack-slideshow_slide swiper-slide\"><figure><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"846\" height=\"518\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-block-jetpack-slideshow_image wp-image-8492\" data-id=\"8492\" src=\"https:\/\/theleemsmachine.com\/bean\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/07\/PineappleCarving3.jpg\" srcset=\"https:\/\/theleemsmachine.com\/bean\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/07\/PineappleCarving3.jpg 846w, https:\/\/theleemsmachine.com\/bean\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/07\/PineappleCarving3-150x92.jpg 150w, https:\/\/theleemsmachine.com\/bean\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/07\/PineappleCarving3-400x245.jpg 400w, https:\/\/theleemsmachine.com\/bean\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/07\/PineappleCarving3-768x470.jpg 768w, https:\/\/theleemsmachine.com\/bean\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/07\/PineappleCarving3-600x367.jpg 600w, https:\/\/theleemsmachine.com\/bean\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/07\/PineappleCarving3-144x88.jpg 144w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 846px) 100vw, 846px\" \/><figcaption class=\"wp-block-jetpack-slideshow_caption gallery-caption\">Cut off the bottom.<\/figcaption><\/figure><\/li><li class=\"wp-block-jetpack-slideshow_slide swiper-slide\"><figure><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"806\" height=\"621\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-block-jetpack-slideshow_image wp-image-8493\" data-id=\"8493\" src=\"https:\/\/theleemsmachine.com\/bean\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/07\/PineappleCarving4.jpg\" srcset=\"https:\/\/theleemsmachine.com\/bean\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/07\/PineappleCarving4.jpg 806w, https:\/\/theleemsmachine.com\/bean\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/07\/PineappleCarving4-150x116.jpg 150w, https:\/\/theleemsmachine.com\/bean\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/07\/PineappleCarving4-400x308.jpg 400w, https:\/\/theleemsmachine.com\/bean\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/07\/PineappleCarving4-768x592.jpg 768w, https:\/\/theleemsmachine.com\/bean\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/07\/PineappleCarving4-600x462.jpg 600w, https:\/\/theleemsmachine.com\/bean\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/07\/PineappleCarving4-144x111.jpg 144w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 806px) 100vw, 806px\" \/><figcaption class=\"wp-block-jetpack-slideshow_caption gallery-caption\">Cut off the top.  Note:  Pineapple juice will seep into your skin and it will sting any cuts or scratches you have on your hands.<\/figcaption><\/figure><\/li><li class=\"wp-block-jetpack-slideshow_slide swiper-slide\"><figure><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"782\" height=\"535\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-block-jetpack-slideshow_image wp-image-8494\" data-id=\"8494\" src=\"https:\/\/theleemsmachine.com\/bean\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/07\/PineappleCarving5.jpg\" srcset=\"https:\/\/theleemsmachine.com\/bean\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/07\/PineappleCarving5.jpg 782w, https:\/\/theleemsmachine.com\/bean\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/07\/PineappleCarving5-150x103.jpg 150w, https:\/\/theleemsmachine.com\/bean\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/07\/PineappleCarving5-400x274.jpg 400w, https:\/\/theleemsmachine.com\/bean\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/07\/PineappleCarving5-768x525.jpg 768w, https:\/\/theleemsmachine.com\/bean\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/07\/PineappleCarving5-600x410.jpg 600w, https:\/\/theleemsmachine.com\/bean\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/07\/PineappleCarving5-144x99.jpg 144w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 782px) 100vw, 782px\" \/><figcaption class=\"wp-block-jetpack-slideshow_caption gallery-caption\">I cut strips off the sides on a curve to preserve as much fruit as possible.<\/figcaption><\/figure><\/li><li class=\"wp-block-jetpack-slideshow_slide swiper-slide\"><figure><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"739\" height=\"484\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-block-jetpack-slideshow_image wp-image-8495\" data-id=\"8495\" src=\"https:\/\/theleemsmachine.com\/bean\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/07\/PineappleCarving6.jpg\" srcset=\"https:\/\/theleemsmachine.com\/bean\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/07\/PineappleCarving6.jpg 739w, https:\/\/theleemsmachine.com\/bean\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/07\/PineappleCarving6-150x98.jpg 150w, https:\/\/theleemsmachine.com\/bean\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/07\/PineappleCarving6-400x262.jpg 400w, https:\/\/theleemsmachine.com\/bean\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/07\/PineappleCarving6-600x393.jpg 600w, https:\/\/theleemsmachine.com\/bean\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/07\/PineappleCarving6-144x94.jpg 144w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 739px) 100vw, 739px\" \/><figcaption class=\"wp-block-jetpack-slideshow_caption gallery-caption\">Make sure you have cut off all the rough textured skin and spines.<\/figcaption><\/figure><\/li><li class=\"wp-block-jetpack-slideshow_slide swiper-slide\"><figure><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"637\" height=\"441\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-block-jetpack-slideshow_image wp-image-8497\" data-id=\"8497\" src=\"https:\/\/theleemsmachine.com\/bean\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/07\/PineappleCarving8.jpg\" srcset=\"https:\/\/theleemsmachine.com\/bean\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/07\/PineappleCarving8.jpg 637w, https:\/\/theleemsmachine.com\/bean\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/07\/PineappleCarving8-150x104.jpg 150w, https:\/\/theleemsmachine.com\/bean\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/07\/PineappleCarving8-400x277.jpg 400w, https:\/\/theleemsmachine.com\/bean\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/07\/PineappleCarving8-600x415.jpg 600w, https:\/\/theleemsmachine.com\/bean\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/07\/PineappleCarving8-144x100.jpg 144w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 637px) 100vw, 637px\" \/><figcaption class=\"wp-block-jetpack-slideshow_caption gallery-caption\">I&#8217;m not making rings, so I cut in fourths.<\/figcaption><\/figure><\/li><li class=\"wp-block-jetpack-slideshow_slide swiper-slide\"><figure><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"631\" height=\"474\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-block-jetpack-slideshow_image wp-image-8498\" data-id=\"8498\" src=\"https:\/\/theleemsmachine.com\/bean\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/07\/PineappleCarving9.jpg\" srcset=\"https:\/\/theleemsmachine.com\/bean\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/07\/PineappleCarving9.jpg 631w, https:\/\/theleemsmachine.com\/bean\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/07\/PineappleCarving9-150x113.jpg 150w, https:\/\/theleemsmachine.com\/bean\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/07\/PineappleCarving9-400x300.jpg 400w, https:\/\/theleemsmachine.com\/bean\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/07\/PineappleCarving9-600x451.jpg 600w, https:\/\/theleemsmachine.com\/bean\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/07\/PineappleCarving9-144x108.jpg 144w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 631px) 100vw, 631px\" \/><figcaption class=\"wp-block-jetpack-slideshow_caption gallery-caption\">And that makes it easier to cut out the core.  The riper the pineapple, the less woody this center bit is.<\/figcaption><\/figure><\/li><li class=\"wp-block-jetpack-slideshow_slide swiper-slide\"><figure><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"737\" height=\"473\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-block-jetpack-slideshow_image wp-image-8499\" data-id=\"8499\" src=\"https:\/\/theleemsmachine.com\/bean\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/07\/PineappleCarving10.jpg\" srcset=\"https:\/\/theleemsmachine.com\/bean\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/07\/PineappleCarving10.jpg 737w, https:\/\/theleemsmachine.com\/bean\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/07\/PineappleCarving10-150x96.jpg 150w, https:\/\/theleemsmachine.com\/bean\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/07\/PineappleCarving10-400x257.jpg 400w, https:\/\/theleemsmachine.com\/bean\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/07\/PineappleCarving10-600x385.jpg 600w, https:\/\/theleemsmachine.com\/bean\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/07\/PineappleCarving10-144x92.jpg 144w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 737px) 100vw, 737px\" \/><figcaption class=\"wp-block-jetpack-slideshow_caption gallery-caption\">Cut in peices.  <\/figcaption><\/figure><\/li><li class=\"wp-block-jetpack-slideshow_slide swiper-slide\"><figure><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"567\" height=\"365\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-block-jetpack-slideshow_image wp-image-8500\" data-id=\"8500\" src=\"https:\/\/theleemsmachine.com\/bean\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/07\/PineappleCarving11.jpg\" srcset=\"https:\/\/theleemsmachine.com\/bean\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/07\/PineappleCarving11.jpg 567w, https:\/\/theleemsmachine.com\/bean\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/07\/PineappleCarving11-150x97.jpg 150w, https:\/\/theleemsmachine.com\/bean\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/07\/PineappleCarving11-400x257.jpg 400w, https:\/\/theleemsmachine.com\/bean\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/07\/PineappleCarving11-144x93.jpg 144w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 567px) 100vw, 567px\" \/><figcaption class=\"wp-block-jetpack-slideshow_caption gallery-caption\">To preserve and grow the top, first, cut off all the flesh from the base of the leaves.<\/figcaption><\/figure><\/li><li class=\"wp-block-jetpack-slideshow_slide swiper-slide\"><figure><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"808\" height=\"636\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-block-jetpack-slideshow_image wp-image-8501\" data-id=\"8501\" src=\"https:\/\/theleemsmachine.com\/bean\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/07\/PineappleCarving12.jpg\" srcset=\"https:\/\/theleemsmachine.com\/bean\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/07\/PineappleCarving12.jpg 808w, https:\/\/theleemsmachine.com\/bean\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/07\/PineappleCarving12-150x118.jpg 150w, https:\/\/theleemsmachine.com\/bean\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/07\/PineappleCarving12-400x315.jpg 400w, https:\/\/theleemsmachine.com\/bean\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/07\/PineappleCarving12-768x605.jpg 768w, https:\/\/theleemsmachine.com\/bean\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/07\/PineappleCarving12-600x472.jpg 600w, https:\/\/theleemsmachine.com\/bean\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/07\/PineappleCarving12-144x113.jpg 144w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 808px) 100vw, 808px\" \/><figcaption class=\"wp-block-jetpack-slideshow_caption gallery-caption\">Then peel a few rows of leaves off from the bottom to expose the base.  You are looking for small dots that will form roots.<\/figcaption><\/figure><\/li><li class=\"wp-block-jetpack-slideshow_slide swiper-slide\"><figure><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"691\" height=\"586\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-block-jetpack-slideshow_image wp-image-8502\" data-id=\"8502\" src=\"https:\/\/theleemsmachine.com\/bean\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/07\/PineappleCarving13.jpg\" srcset=\"https:\/\/theleemsmachine.com\/bean\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/07\/PineappleCarving13.jpg 691w, https:\/\/theleemsmachine.com\/bean\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/07\/PineappleCarving13-150x127.jpg 150w, https:\/\/theleemsmachine.com\/bean\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/07\/PineappleCarving13-400x339.jpg 400w, https:\/\/theleemsmachine.com\/bean\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/07\/PineappleCarving13-600x509.jpg 600w, https:\/\/theleemsmachine.com\/bean\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/07\/PineappleCarving13-144x122.jpg 144w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 691px) 100vw, 691px\" \/><figcaption class=\"wp-block-jetpack-slideshow_caption gallery-caption\">This one was really really ripe so the roots were already starting to form.<\/figcaption><\/figure><\/li><\/ul><a class=\"wp-block-jetpack-slideshow_button-prev swiper-button-prev swiper-button-white\" role=\"button\"><\/a><a class=\"wp-block-jetpack-slideshow_button-next swiper-button-next swiper-button-white\" role=\"button\"><\/a><a aria-label=\"Pause Slideshow\" class=\"wp-block-jetpack-slideshow_button-pause\" role=\"button\"><\/a><div class=\"wp-block-jetpack-slideshow_pagination swiper-pagination swiper-pagination-white\"><\/div><\/div><\/div>\n\n\n\n<p>Now, your pineapple is ready to eat.  If you want to freeze it, I suggest positioning your cut pieces on a parchment lined baking sheet.  Set the whole baking sheet in the freezer until the fruit is frozen and then you can tip all the frozen fruit pieces in a bag.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>If you are preparing and saving the top for planting, set the prepared top in a vase (without water) or somewhere it can dry out a little longer.  After a few days stick it in the ground and water well  for a week.  This is all I&#8217;ve ever needed to do to keep multiplying the amount of plants I have.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Without disparaging the multitudinous other instructionals out there, I wanted to give you my own info session on cutting up a pineapple. After a few years of growing them, and increasing my yield each year, I feel like I have learned things that I was never able to find out online. Now, your pineapple is&#8230; <a href=\"https:\/\/theleemsmachine.com\/bean\/blog\/2019\/08\/13\/how-to-cut-up-a-pineapple\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">How to Cut up a 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