{"id":7664,"date":"2017-03-20T07:58:49","date_gmt":"2017-03-20T11:58:49","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.theleemsmachine.com\/bean\/?p=7664"},"modified":"2017-03-13T08:02:11","modified_gmt":"2017-03-13T12:02:11","slug":"new-purse","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/theleemsmachine.com\/bean\/blog\/2017\/03\/20\/new-purse\/","title":{"rendered":"New Purse"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" data-attachment-id=\"7665\" data-permalink=\"https:\/\/theleemsmachine.com\/bean\/blog\/2017\/03\/20\/new-purse\/20170308_175356\/\" data-orig-file=\"https:\/\/theleemsmachine.com\/bean\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/03\/20170308_175356.jpg\" data-orig-size=\"3024,4032\" data-comments-opened=\"1\" data-image-meta=\"{&quot;aperture&quot;:&quot;1.7&quot;,&quot;credit&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;camera&quot;:&quot;SM-G935V&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;created_timestamp&quot;:&quot;1488995636&quot;,&quot;copyright&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;focal_length&quot;:&quot;4.2&quot;,&quot;iso&quot;:&quot;1000&quot;,&quot;shutter_speed&quot;:&quot;0.033333333333333&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;orientation&quot;:&quot;1&quot;}\" data-image-title=\"20170308_175356\" data-image-description=\"\" data-image-caption=\"\" data-medium-file=\"https:\/\/theleemsmachine.com\/bean\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/03\/20170308_175356-300x400.jpg\" data-large-file=\"https:\/\/theleemsmachine.com\/bean\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/03\/20170308_175356-450x600.jpg\" class=\"alignleft wp-image-7665 size-medium\" src=\"http:\/\/www.theleemsmachine.com\/bean\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/03\/20170308_175356-300x400.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"400\" srcset=\"https:\/\/theleemsmachine.com\/bean\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/03\/20170308_175356-300x400.jpg 300w, https:\/\/theleemsmachine.com\/bean\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/03\/20170308_175356-113x150.jpg 113w, https:\/\/theleemsmachine.com\/bean\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/03\/20170308_175356-768x1024.jpg 768w, https:\/\/theleemsmachine.com\/bean\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/03\/20170308_175356-450x600.jpg 450w, https:\/\/theleemsmachine.com\/bean\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/03\/20170308_175356-108x144.jpg 108w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/>I did some online shopping and got an awesome new purse in the mail the other day.\u00a0 But there&#8217;s a mystery!\u00a0 All the packaging on the purse was in Chinese.\u00a0 The label plaque on the front says:\u00a0 MEDE DE ITALY &#8211; CIANMI VEASRGE GOUTUAH&#8230;.Via dei Cesa 16 Milano. \u00a0 Google translate says the first part is Dutch, meaning &#8220;Also the Italy.&#8221;\u00a0 Google translate says the next bit it actually Chinese, but offers no translation.\u00a0 Finally, Via Dei Cesa 16 Milano is actually Italian.\u00a0 It maps to a Via Antonio Cesari, 16.<\/p>\n<p>There is no doorway for number 16 on Via Antonio Cesari, but there is some graphiti on the wall which reads:\u00a0 Muri Puliti Popolo Muto &#8211; machine translated as &#8220;walls clean dumb people.&#8221; \u00a0&#8230;Or, could it be, dumb people clean walls? \u00a0There is a police station at Via Antonio Cesari, 20.<\/p>\n<p>What does it all mean?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I did some online shopping and got an awesome new purse in the mail the other day.\u00a0 But there&#8217;s a mystery!\u00a0 All the packaging on the purse was in Chinese.\u00a0 The label plaque on the front says:\u00a0 MEDE DE ITALY &#8211; CIANMI VEASRGE GOUTUAH&#8230;.Via dei Cesa 16 Milano. \u00a0 Google translate says the first part&#8230; <a href=\"https:\/\/theleemsmachine.com\/bean\/blog\/2017\/03\/20\/new-purse\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">New Purse<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[33],"tags":[172,68],"class_list":["post-7664","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-blog","tag-consumption","tag-shopping"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack-related-posts":[{"id":7901,"url":"https:\/\/theleemsmachine.com\/bean\/blog\/2018\/03\/22\/short-hand-mysteries\/","url_meta":{"origin":7664,"position":0},"title":"Short hand mysteries","author":"leems","date":"March 22, 2018","format":false,"excerpt":"The recipe pictured is one from my mother's recipe box. 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