{"id":7385,"date":"2016-10-11T08:09:34","date_gmt":"2016-10-11T12:09:34","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.theleemsmachine.com\/bean\/?p=7385"},"modified":"2016-10-11T16:00:08","modified_gmt":"2016-10-11T20:00:08","slug":"waiting-in-the-tattoo-shop","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/theleemsmachine.com\/bean\/blog\/2016\/10\/11\/waiting-in-the-tattoo-shop\/","title":{"rendered":"waiting in the tattoo shop"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I drew wolpertingers; well except for that snaky cat head. I am dangerously close to naming the wolpertinger my spirit animal, because why not?<\/p>\n<p><center><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" data-attachment-id=\"7390\" data-permalink=\"https:\/\/theleemsmachine.com\/bean\/blog\/2016\/10\/11\/waiting-in-the-tattoo-shop\/wolpertinger8\/\" data-orig-file=\"https:\/\/theleemsmachine.com\/bean\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/08\/wolpertinger8.jpg\" data-orig-size=\"515,527\" data-comments-opened=\"1\" data-image-meta=\"{&quot;aperture&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;credit&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;camera&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;created_timestamp&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;copyright&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;focal_length&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;iso&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;shutter_speed&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;orientation&quot;:&quot;0&quot;}\" data-image-title=\"wolpertinger8\" data-image-description=\"\" data-image-caption=\"\" 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data-permalink=\"https:\/\/theleemsmachine.com\/bean\/blog\/2016\/10\/11\/waiting-in-the-tattoo-shop\/wolpertinger7\/\" data-orig-file=\"https:\/\/theleemsmachine.com\/bean\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/08\/wolpertinger7.jpg\" data-orig-size=\"501,529\" data-comments-opened=\"1\" data-image-meta=\"{&quot;aperture&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;credit&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;camera&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;created_timestamp&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;copyright&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;focal_length&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;iso&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;shutter_speed&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;orientation&quot;:&quot;0&quot;}\" data-image-title=\"wolpertinger7\" data-image-description=\"\" data-image-caption=\"\" data-medium-file=\"https:\/\/theleemsmachine.com\/bean\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/08\/wolpertinger7-379x400.jpg\" data-large-file=\"https:\/\/theleemsmachine.com\/bean\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/08\/wolpertinger7.jpg\" class=\"wp-image-7386 alignnone\" src=\"http:\/\/www.theleemsmachine.com\/bean\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/08\/wolpertinger7-379x400.jpg\" alt=\"wolpertinger7\" width=\"258\" height=\"272\" srcset=\"https:\/\/theleemsmachine.com\/bean\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/08\/wolpertinger7-379x400.jpg 379w, https:\/\/theleemsmachine.com\/bean\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/08\/wolpertinger7-142x150.jpg 142w, https:\/\/theleemsmachine.com\/bean\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/08\/wolpertinger7-136x144.jpg 136w, https:\/\/theleemsmachine.com\/bean\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/08\/wolpertinger7.jpg 501w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 258px) 100vw, 258px\" \/><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" data-attachment-id=\"7387\" data-permalink=\"https:\/\/theleemsmachine.com\/bean\/blog\/2016\/10\/11\/waiting-in-the-tattoo-shop\/wolpertingernot\/\" data-orig-file=\"https:\/\/theleemsmachine.com\/bean\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/08\/wolpertingernot.jpg\" data-orig-size=\"513,509\" data-comments-opened=\"1\" 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data-image-meta=\"{&quot;aperture&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;credit&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;camera&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;created_timestamp&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;copyright&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;focal_length&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;iso&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;shutter_speed&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;orientation&quot;:&quot;0&quot;}\" data-image-title=\"wolpertinger6\" data-image-description=\"\" data-image-caption=\"\" data-medium-file=\"https:\/\/theleemsmachine.com\/bean\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/08\/wolpertinger6-400x396.jpg\" data-large-file=\"https:\/\/theleemsmachine.com\/bean\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/08\/wolpertinger6.jpg\" class=\"wp-image-7388 alignnone\" src=\"http:\/\/www.theleemsmachine.com\/bean\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/08\/wolpertinger6.jpg\" alt=\"wolpertinger6\" width=\"275\" height=\"272\" srcset=\"https:\/\/theleemsmachine.com\/bean\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/08\/wolpertinger6.jpg 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