{"id":6972,"date":"2016-05-11T08:16:34","date_gmt":"2016-05-11T12:16:34","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.theleemsmachine.com\/bean\/?p=6972"},"modified":"2021-12-07T08:57:36","modified_gmt":"2021-12-07T13:57:36","slug":"cats-2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/theleemsmachine.com\/bean\/blog\/2016\/05\/11\/cats-2\/","title":{"rendered":"cats"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" data-attachment-id=\"6964\" data-permalink=\"https:\/\/theleemsmachine.com\/bean\/blog\/2016\/05\/11\/cats-2\/criscosparkles\/\" data-orig-file=\"https:\/\/theleemsmachine.com\/bean\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/02\/criscosparkles.jpg\" data-orig-size=\"957,784\" data-comments-opened=\"1\" data-image-meta=\"{&quot;aperture&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;credit&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;camera&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;created_timestamp&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;copyright&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;focal_length&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;iso&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;shutter_speed&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;orientation&quot;:&quot;0&quot;}\" data-image-title=\"crisco&amp;#038;sparkles\" data-image-description=\"\" data-image-caption=\"\" data-medium-file=\"https:\/\/theleemsmachine.com\/bean\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/02\/criscosparkles-400x328.jpg\" data-large-file=\"https:\/\/theleemsmachine.com\/bean\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/02\/criscosparkles-600x492.jpg\" class=\"aligncenter wp-image-6964 size-large\" src=\"http:\/\/www.theleemsmachine.com\/bean\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/02\/criscosparkles-600x492.jpg\" alt=\"crisco&amp;sparkles\" width=\"600\" height=\"492\" srcset=\"https:\/\/theleemsmachine.com\/bean\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/02\/criscosparkles-600x492.jpg 600w, https:\/\/theleemsmachine.com\/bean\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/02\/criscosparkles-150x123.jpg 150w, https:\/\/theleemsmachine.com\/bean\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/02\/criscosparkles-400x328.jpg 400w, https:\/\/theleemsmachine.com\/bean\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/02\/criscosparkles-768x629.jpg 768w, https:\/\/theleemsmachine.com\/bean\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/02\/criscosparkles-144x118.jpg 144w, https:\/\/theleemsmachine.com\/bean\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/02\/criscosparkles.jpg 957w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 600px) 100vw, 600px\" \/><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[33],"tags":[92,166,49,127,66],"class_list":["post-6972","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-blog","tag-cats","tag-crisco-2","tag-drawing-2","tag-pets","tag-sparkles"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack-related-posts":[{"id":9004,"url":"https:\/\/theleemsmachine.com\/bean\/blog\/2020\/08\/17\/cat-portraiture\/","url_meta":{"origin":6972,"position":0},"title":"Cat portraiture","author":"leems","date":"August 17, 2020","format":false,"excerpt":"Crisco and Sparkles attempt #1 I have been somewhat covetous of the portraits people have made of their beloved pets with the pets dressed in past fashions. 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