{"id":6710,"date":"2015-12-10T07:38:51","date_gmt":"2015-12-10T12:38:51","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.theleemsmachine.com\/bean\/?p=6710"},"modified":"2016-01-13T12:31:33","modified_gmt":"2016-01-13T17:31:33","slug":"in-someone-elses-living-room","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/theleemsmachine.com\/bean\/blog\/2015\/12\/10\/in-someone-elses-living-room\/","title":{"rendered":"in someone else&#8217;s living room"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" data-attachment-id=\"6670\" data-permalink=\"https:\/\/theleemsmachine.com\/bean\/blog\/2015\/12\/10\/in-someone-elses-living-room\/necrofiniainlivingroom\/\" data-orig-file=\"https:\/\/theleemsmachine.com\/bean\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/11\/necrofiniainlivingroom.jpg\" data-orig-size=\"752,1173\" data-comments-opened=\"1\" data-image-meta=\"{&quot;aperture&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;credit&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;camera&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;created_timestamp&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;copyright&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;focal_length&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;iso&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;shutter_speed&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;orientation&quot;:&quot;0&quot;}\" data-image-title=\"necrofiniainlivingroom\" data-image-description=\"\" data-image-caption=\"\" data-medium-file=\"https:\/\/theleemsmachine.com\/bean\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/11\/necrofiniainlivingroom-385x600.jpg\" data-large-file=\"https:\/\/theleemsmachine.com\/bean\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/11\/necrofiniainlivingroom-513x800.jpg\" class=\"aligncenter wp-image-6670 size-large\" src=\"http:\/\/www.theleemsmachine.com\/bean\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/11\/necrofiniainlivingroom-513x800.jpg\" alt=\"necrofiniainlivingroom\" width=\"385\" height=\"600\" srcset=\"https:\/\/theleemsmachine.com\/bean\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/11\/necrofiniainlivingroom-513x800.jpg 513w, https:\/\/theleemsmachine.com\/bean\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/11\/necrofiniainlivingroom-96x150.jpg 96w, https:\/\/theleemsmachine.com\/bean\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/11\/necrofiniainlivingroom-385x600.jpg 385w, https:\/\/theleemsmachine.com\/bean\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/11\/necrofiniainlivingroom-92x144.jpg 92w, https:\/\/theleemsmachine.com\/bean\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/11\/necrofiniainlivingroom.jpg 752w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 385px) 100vw, 385px\" \/><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>Her name is Necrophinia, she likes all things dead.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&nbsp; Her name is Necrophinia, she likes all things dead.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[33],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-6710","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-blog"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack-related-posts":[{"id":10148,"url":"https:\/\/theleemsmachine.com\/bean\/blog\/2022\/05\/11\/travels-of-a-bunny\/","url_meta":{"origin":6710,"position":0},"title":"Travels of a bunny","author":"leems","date":"May 11, 2022","format":false,"excerpt":"It sometimes happens that the smallest cat in the house likes the biggest toys. 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