{"id":5922,"date":"2015-08-06T07:41:12","date_gmt":"2015-08-06T11:41:12","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.theleemsmachine.com\/bean\/?p=5922"},"modified":"2015-07-30T13:42:43","modified_gmt":"2015-07-30T17:42:43","slug":"richard-on-the-sofa-telling-a-story","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/theleemsmachine.com\/bean\/blog\/2015\/08\/06\/richard-on-the-sofa-telling-a-story\/","title":{"rendered":"Richard on the sofa telling a story"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" data-attachment-id=\"5913\" data-permalink=\"https:\/\/theleemsmachine.com\/bean\/blog\/2015\/08\/06\/richard-on-the-sofa-telling-a-story\/richard-on-the-couch-telling-a-story2\/\" data-orig-file=\"https:\/\/theleemsmachine.com\/bean\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/03\/Richard-on-the-couch-telling-a-story2.jpg\" data-orig-size=\"381,453\" data-comments-opened=\"1\" 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width=\"381\" height=\"453\" srcset=\"https:\/\/theleemsmachine.com\/bean\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/03\/Richard-on-the-couch-telling-a-story2.jpg 381w, https:\/\/theleemsmachine.com\/bean\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/03\/Richard-on-the-couch-telling-a-story2-126x150.jpg 126w, https:\/\/theleemsmachine.com\/bean\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/03\/Richard-on-the-couch-telling-a-story2-121x144.jpg 121w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 381px) 100vw, 381px\" \/>He was on the sofa, and then I put him in a chair&#8230;the drawing anyway not the Richard.\u00a0 Obviously, Richard also doesn&#8217;t sport such gnarly claws.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>He was on the sofa, and then I put him in a chair&#8230;the drawing anyway not the Richard.\u00a0 Obviously, Richard also doesn&#8217;t sport such gnarly 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