{"id":5738,"date":"2015-02-06T07:19:29","date_gmt":"2015-02-06T12:19:29","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.theleemsmachine.com\/bean\/?p=5738"},"modified":"2015-02-04T07:49:20","modified_gmt":"2015-02-04T12:49:20","slug":"olivia-and-mr-imp","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/theleemsmachine.com\/bean\/blog\/2015\/02\/06\/olivia-and-mr-imp\/","title":{"rendered":"Olivia and Mr Imp"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Every now and again a normal human being, like yourself, can end up with a frighteningly abnormal problem.\u00a0 If you are lucky, you might get hooked up with the name or pointed in the direction of someone who can help you.\u00a0 Sometimes the person who can help will be Olivia.<\/p>\n<p>Olivia doesn&#8217;t want to help you.\u00a0 She doesn&#8217;t have a soft heart or work in a service industry, so you better make it worth her while to even lift a finger.\u00a0 Alternately, you could prove that your problem is more interesting than her day job, or, more accurately, night job.\u00a0 You may have to pay her; she&#8217;s not always clear on that.<\/p>\n<p>Olivia carries a curse and a thirst for revenge.\u00a0 She also possesses the unique ability to move through worlds otherwise hidden to most people, which may or may not be due to a contract with Mr. Imp.<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" data-attachment-id=\"5733\" data-permalink=\"https:\/\/theleemsmachine.com\/bean\/blog\/2015\/02\/06\/olivia-and-mr-imp\/oliviamrimp2\/\" data-orig-file=\"https:\/\/theleemsmachine.com\/bean\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/01\/OliviaMrImp2.jpg\" data-orig-size=\"727,746\" data-comments-opened=\"1\" data-image-meta=\"{&quot;aperture&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;credit&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;camera&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;created_timestamp&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;copyright&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;focal_length&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;iso&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;shutter_speed&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;orientation&quot;:&quot;0&quot;}\" data-image-title=\"Olivia&amp;#038;MrImp2\" data-image-description=\"\" data-image-caption=\"\" data-medium-file=\"https:\/\/theleemsmachine.com\/bean\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/01\/OliviaMrImp2-585x600.jpg\" data-large-file=\"https:\/\/theleemsmachine.com\/bean\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/01\/OliviaMrImp2.jpg\" class=\" size-medium wp-image-5733 aligncenter\" src=\"http:\/\/www.theleemsmachine.com\/bean\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/01\/OliviaMrImp2-585x600.jpg\" alt=\"Olivia&amp;MrImp2\" width=\"585\" height=\"600\" srcset=\"https:\/\/theleemsmachine.com\/bean\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/01\/OliviaMrImp2-585x600.jpg 585w, https:\/\/theleemsmachine.com\/bean\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/01\/OliviaMrImp2-146x150.jpg 146w, https:\/\/theleemsmachine.com\/bean\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/01\/OliviaMrImp2-140x144.jpg 140w, https:\/\/theleemsmachine.com\/bean\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/01\/OliviaMrImp2.jpg 727w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 585px) 100vw, 585px\" \/><\/p>\n<p>Mr. Imp is alarming in the way that a large, still, spider across the room is alarming.\u00a0 It&#8217;s difficult to put a finger on what exactly is so unsettling about him, and, though he is terribly polite, most people avoid him.\u00a0 This makes it extremely hard to learn anything about him.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Every now and again a normal human being, like yourself, can end up with a frighteningly abnormal problem.\u00a0 If you are lucky, you might get hooked up with the name or pointed in the direction of someone who can help you.\u00a0 Sometimes the person who can help will be Olivia. Olivia doesn&#8217;t want to help&#8230; <a href=\"https:\/\/theleemsmachine.com\/bean\/blog\/2015\/02\/06\/olivia-and-mr-imp\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Olivia and Mr Imp<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[33],"tags":[87,49],"class_list":["post-5738","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-blog","tag-characters","tag-drawing-2"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack-related-posts":[{"id":6149,"url":"https:\/\/theleemsmachine.com\/bean\/blog\/2015\/05\/20\/etsy-awesomes\/","url_meta":{"origin":5738,"position":0},"title":"Etsy awesomes","author":"leems","date":"May 20, 2015","format":false,"excerpt":"Olivia M of Paradox Now Creations initiated a zine trade with me; my first ever!\u00a0 I am so glad she did, and that a few days later\u00a0 Dark Light, Ailenn and Mark, and In Veritas Lost were waiting in my mailbox. 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