{"id":4851,"date":"2013-12-12T15:53:19","date_gmt":"2013-12-12T20:53:19","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.theleemsmachine.com\/bean\/?p=4851"},"modified":"2013-12-12T15:53:19","modified_gmt":"2013-12-12T20:53:19","slug":"unicorn","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/theleemsmachine.com\/bean\/blog\/2013\/12\/12\/unicorn\/","title":{"rendered":"unicorn"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" data-attachment-id=\"4852\" data-permalink=\"https:\/\/theleemsmachine.com\/bean\/blog\/2013\/12\/12\/unicorn\/unicorn026\/\" data-orig-file=\"https:\/\/theleemsmachine.com\/bean\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/12\/unicorn026.jpg\" data-orig-size=\"315,578\" data-comments-opened=\"1\" data-image-meta=\"{&quot;aperture&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;credit&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;camera&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;created_timestamp&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;copyright&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;focal_length&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;iso&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;shutter_speed&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;&quot;}\" data-image-title=\"unicorn026\" data-image-description=\"\" data-image-caption=\"\" data-medium-file=\"https:\/\/theleemsmachine.com\/bean\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/12\/unicorn026.jpg\" data-large-file=\"https:\/\/theleemsmachine.com\/bean\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/12\/unicorn026.jpg\" class=\"alignleft size-full wp-image-4852\" alt=\"unicorn026\" src=\"http:\/\/www.theleemsmachine.com\/bean\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/12\/unicorn026.jpg\" width=\"315\" height=\"578\" srcset=\"https:\/\/theleemsmachine.com\/bean\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/12\/unicorn026.jpg 315w, https:\/\/theleemsmachine.com\/bean\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/12\/unicorn026-81x150.jpg 81w, https:\/\/theleemsmachine.com\/bean\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/12\/unicorn026-78x144.jpg 78w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 315px) 100vw, 315px\" \/>So, a unicorn is a mythical single horned horse, or, if you are familiar with <a href=\"http:\/\/www.imdb.com\/title\/tt0187078\/?ref_=nm_flmg_act_38\">Gone in 60 Seconds, <\/a>which I admit to seeing way too many times, a unicorn is that un-obtainable thing that you are always chasing after.<\/p>\n<p>Right now, I feel as if my unicorn (re <a href=\"http:\/\/www.imdb.com\/title\/tt0187078\/?ref_=nm_flmg_act_38\">Gone in 60 Seconds<\/a>) is feeling completely normal.\u00a0 This is the entirety of my boo-hoo:\u00a0 chicken pox as an adult sucks.<\/p>\n<p>Okay, on to other updates:\u00a0 I did not complete the <a href=\"http:\/\/www.nanowrimo.org\">NaNoWriMo<\/a> challenge of 50,000 words in November, but I did get a start on what will be the most complex and character heavy novel I have ever thought up.\u00a0 I have no reason not to finish it, so it will be finished.\u00a0 Finishing it may even create a comprehensive character guide, &#8217;cause I like them all so much.<\/p>\n<p>I am working on new pages for Levi Levi and am looking forward to sending him to the past (not just in a flashback).\u00a0 Apologies again for the long silence there.<\/p>\n<p>And I am flexing my web design muscles on a business site, pro bono.\u00a0 Do ya&#8217;ll know of any code\/design widgetty thingy that creates forms based on a grid system and has awesome logic that will add\/subtract fields based on previous choices?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>So, a unicorn is a mythical single horned horse, or, if you are familiar with Gone in 60 Seconds, which I admit to seeing way too many times, a unicorn is that un-obtainable thing that you are always chasing after. Right now, I feel as if my unicorn (re Gone in 60 Seconds) is feeling&#8230; <a href=\"https:\/\/theleemsmachine.com\/bean\/blog\/2013\/12\/12\/unicorn\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">unicorn<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[33],"tags":[178,193,107],"class_list":["post-4851","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-blog","tag-ranting","tag-site-updates","tag-unicorns"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack-related-posts":[{"id":5982,"url":"https:\/\/theleemsmachine.com\/bean\/blog\/2015\/04\/13\/oh-hey-site-updates\/","url_meta":{"origin":4851,"position":0},"title":"Oh hey, site updates","author":"leems","date":"April 13, 2015","format":false,"excerpt":"I almost forgot, a couple of weeks ago I gave theLeEMSmachine a bit of a facelift.\u00a0 A new, click-able, front page directs to some new landing pages for my biggest projects of the moment.\u00a0 Levi Levi and No Evil both have character galleries that I will continue to fill out.\u2026","rel":"","context":"In &quot;Blog&quot;","block_context":{"text":"Blog","link":"https:\/\/theleemsmachine.com\/bean\/blog\/category\/blog\/"},"img":{"alt_text":"","src":"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/theleemsmachine.com\/bean\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/04\/leemsmachine20150406-110x150.png?resize=350%2C200&ssl=1","width":350,"height":200,"srcset":"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/theleemsmachine.com\/bean\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/04\/leemsmachine20150406-110x150.png?resize=350%2C200&ssl=1 1x, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/theleemsmachine.com\/bean\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/04\/leemsmachine20150406-110x150.png?resize=525%2C300&ssl=1 1.5x"},"classes":[]},{"id":4966,"url":"https:\/\/theleemsmachine.com\/bean\/blog\/2014\/01\/19\/all-about-levi-levi\/","url_meta":{"origin":4851,"position":1},"title":"All about Levi Levi","author":"leems","date":"January 19, 2014","format":false,"excerpt":"Hello lovely peoples!\u00a0 I have made a tumblr for Levi Levi to gather all the character art, updates, and news in one place.\u00a0 I will talk about chapter ideas that I have previously only hounded friends with in the speaking world. I am also planning on an exclusive tumblr release\u2026","rel":"","context":"In &quot;Blog&quot;","block_context":{"text":"Blog","link":"https:\/\/theleemsmachine.com\/bean\/blog\/category\/blog\/"},"img":{"alt_text":"Levi010face","src":"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.theleemsmachine.com\/bean\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/01\/Levi010face.jpg?resize=350%2C200","width":350,"height":200},"classes":[]},{"id":6160,"url":"https:\/\/theleemsmachine.com\/bean\/blog\/2015\/06\/19\/site-updates\/","url_meta":{"origin":4851,"position":2},"title":"Site updates","author":"leems","date":"June 19, 2015","format":false,"excerpt":"I may not have had enough completed artwork to do an end of year roundup at the New Year, but that doesn't mean I didn't have enough to update the website in May.","rel":"","context":"In &quot;Blog&quot;","block_context":{"text":"Blog","link":"https:\/\/theleemsmachine.com\/bean\/blog\/category\/blog\/"},"img":{"alt_text":"galleryupdate","src":"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.theleemsmachine.com\/bean\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/05\/galleryupdate.jpg?resize=350%2C200","width":350,"height":200},"classes":[]},{"id":4486,"url":"https:\/\/theleemsmachine.com\/bean\/blog\/2013\/10\/03\/web-site-updates\/","url_meta":{"origin":4851,"position":3},"title":"web site updates","author":"leems","date":"October 3, 2013","format":false,"excerpt":"I've been letting some of my more labor intensive artworks get lost in Bean history.\u00a0 I've pulled out a selection of art that I want to make sure has a permanent home and I gave them it.\u00a0 A permanent home that is, on theLeEMSmachine.com.\u00a0 And I did a fancy uniform\u2026","rel":"","context":"In &quot;Blog&quot;","block_context":{"text":"Blog","link":"https:\/\/theleemsmachine.com\/bean\/blog\/category\/blog\/"},"img":{"alt_text":"artupdates","src":"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.theleemsmachine.com\/bean\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/10\/artupdates-600x252.jpg?resize=350%2C200","width":350,"height":200,"srcset":"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.theleemsmachine.com\/bean\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/10\/artupdates-600x252.jpg?resize=350%2C200 1x, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.theleemsmachine.com\/bean\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/10\/artupdates-600x252.jpg?resize=525%2C300 1.5x"},"classes":[]},{"id":6664,"url":"https:\/\/theleemsmachine.com\/bean\/blog\/2015\/11\/03\/site-breakage\/","url_meta":{"origin":4851,"position":4},"title":"site breakage","author":"leems","date":"November 3, 2015","format":false,"excerpt":"I'm pretty sure that one of the last plug-in updates broke my image galleries. I don't use them that much, but if you are perusing a post that has a big old blank spot in it, this is why. 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