{"id":3621,"date":"2013-03-20T11:09:15","date_gmt":"2013-03-20T15:09:15","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.theleemsmachine.com\/bean\/?p=3621"},"modified":"2013-03-20T11:09:15","modified_gmt":"2013-03-20T15:09:15","slug":"cinema-somnambulist-vampire-cheese","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/theleemsmachine.com\/bean\/blog\/2013\/03\/20\/cinema-somnambulist-vampire-cheese\/","title":{"rendered":"Cinema Somnambulist: Vampire Cheese"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.cinemasomnambulist.com\/2013\/03\/vampire-cheese.html\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignleft\" alt=\"Cinema Somnambulist: Vampire Cheese\" src=\"http:\/\/www.theleemsmachine.com\/bean\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/03\/vampirecheese-art_zpsa294f85a.jpg\" width=\"368\" height=\"354\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>That wife that Richard of DM is talking about is me.\u00a0 Yes, I am that LeEtta, and I wrote an article for <a href=\"http:\/\/www.doomedmoviethon.com\">doomedmoviethon<\/a>, that Richard just talked about on the <a href=\"http:\/\/www.cinemasomnambulist.com\/2013\/03\/vampire-cheese.html\">Cinema Somnambulist, and it is: Vampire Cheese Board<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&nbsp; That wife that Richard of DM is talking about is me.\u00a0 Yes, I am that LeEtta, and I wrote an article for doomedmoviethon, that Richard just talked about on the Cinema Somnambulist, and it is: Vampire Cheese Board. &nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[33],"tags":[86,21,55],"class_list":["post-3621","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-blog","tag-doomed-moviethon","tag-movies","tag-writing-2"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack-related-posts":[{"id":6563,"url":"https:\/\/theleemsmachine.com\/bean\/blog\/2015\/10\/04\/vampire\/","url_meta":{"origin":3621,"position":0},"title":"vampire","author":"leems","date":"October 4, 2015","format":false,"excerpt":"","rel":"","context":"In &quot;Blog&quot;","block_context":{"text":"Blog","link":"https:\/\/theleemsmachine.com\/bean\/blog\/category\/blog\/"},"img":{"alt_text":"2015drawlloween04","src":"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.theleemsmachine.com\/bean\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/10\/2015drawlloween04-446x600.jpg?resize=350%2C200","width":350,"height":200},"classes":[]},{"id":10923,"url":"https:\/\/theleemsmachine.com\/bean\/blog\/2024\/10\/04\/cat-profiles\/","url_meta":{"origin":3621,"position":1},"title":"Cat profiles","author":"leems","date":"October 4, 2024","format":false,"excerpt":"This is just some gratuitous cat love. 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