{"id":2778,"date":"2012-11-03T10:54:34","date_gmt":"2012-11-03T14:54:34","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.theleemsmachine.com\/bean\/?p=2778"},"modified":"2012-10-14T11:00:21","modified_gmt":"2012-10-14T15:00:21","slug":"the-new-crisco-and-sparkles","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/theleemsmachine.com\/bean\/blog\/2012\/11\/03\/the-new-crisco-and-sparkles\/","title":{"rendered":"The new Crisco and Sparkles"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Ever wonder what your pets would look like if they were human, or almost human (in Baby&#8217;s case).<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.theleemsmachine.com\/bean\/?attachment_id=2748\" rel=\"attachment wp-att-2748\"><div data-carousel-extra='{&quot;blog_id&quot;:1,&quot;permalink&quot;:&quot;https:\/\/theleemsmachine.com\/bean\/blog\/2012\/11\/03\/the-new-crisco-and-sparkles\/&quot;}' id='gallery-1' class='gallery galleryid-2778 gallery-columns-3 gallery-size-thumbnail'><figure 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