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\"\" \"\"<\/p>\n

I can’t really explain it.\u00a0 I must have been feeling my inner my little pony.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

I can’t really explain it.\u00a0 I must have been feeling my inner my little pony.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[33],"tags":[49,107],"class_list":["post-1262","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-blog","tag-drawing-2","tag-unicorns"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack-related-posts":[{"id":6728,"url":"https:\/\/theleemsmachine.com\/bean\/blog\/2015\/12\/01\/i-dont-but-if-i-did\/","url_meta":{"origin":1262,"position":0},"title":"i don’t but if i did","author":"leems","date":"December 1, 2015","format":false,"excerpt":"\u00a0 Each time I've stepped in a bookstore recently I have been amazed at the plethora of coloring books on every end-cap.\u00a0 I understand it is the new cool way adults can self medicate, but the ubiquity of the things has now cemented in me the idea that I just\u2026","rel":"","context":"In "Blog"","block_context":{"text":"Blog","link":"https:\/\/theleemsmachine.com\/bean\/blog\/category\/blog\/"},"img":{"alt_text":"coloringbooks","src":"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.theleemsmachine.com\/bean\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/11\/coloringbooks-400x237.jpg?resize=350%2C200","width":350,"height":200},"classes":[]},{"id":4851,"url":"https:\/\/theleemsmachine.com\/bean\/blog\/2013\/12\/12\/unicorn\/","url_meta":{"origin":1262,"position":1},"title":"unicorn","author":"leems","date":"December 12, 2013","format":false,"excerpt":"So, a unicorn is a mythical single horned horse, or, if you are familiar with Gone in 60 Seconds, which I admit to seeing way too many times, a unicorn is that un-obtainable thing that you are always chasing after. 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