{"id":10923,"date":"2024-10-04T10:01:29","date_gmt":"2024-10-04T14:01:29","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/theleemsmachine.com\/bean\/?p=10923"},"modified":"2024-09-11T08:04:06","modified_gmt":"2024-09-11T12:04:06","slug":"cat-profiles","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/theleemsmachine.com\/bean\/blog\/2024\/10\/04\/cat-profiles\/","title":{"rendered":"Cat profiles"},"content":{"rendered":"\n

This is just some gratuitous cat love. I thought it would be a hoot to illustrate cat personalities by the commands we use for them every week. And then I thought the post was missing a heap of cat photos, so I added them. You are welcome. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

CAT<\/th>
SPASMO<\/th>
GORGON<\/th>
CHEESE<\/th><\/tr>
FOOD<\/td>
  • Meows to beg<\/li>
  • Hates chicken and chicken byproducts<\/li>
  • Accepts treats<\/li><\/ul><\/td>
  • Stands on hind legs to beg<\/li>
  • Must have medicated food<\/li>
  • Accepts treats<\/li><\/ul><\/td>
  • Meows and stands against counter to beg<\/li>
  • Accepts most foods<\/li>
  • Does not understand treats<\/li><\/ul><\/td><\/tr>
COMMANDS<\/td>
  • Spasmo, get down<\/li>
  • Spasmo, no claws<\/li>
  • Spasmo, that’s not for you<\/li><\/ul><\/td>
  • Gorgon, that’s not for you<\/li>
  • Gorgon, no claws<\/li>
  • Look up<\/li><\/ul><\/td>