{"id":607,"date":"2016-08-06T16:48:17","date_gmt":"2016-08-06T16:48:17","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/theleemsmachine.com\/comics\/?page_id=607"},"modified":"2016-08-06T16:48:17","modified_gmt":"2016-08-06T16:48:17","slug":"characters","status":"publish","type":"page","link":"https:\/\/theleemsmachine.com\/bean\/drawingboard\/characters\/","title":{"rendered":"Characters"},"content":{"rendered":"<table style=\"width:550px;border-style:none\">\n<tr>\n<td>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"wp-image-61 alignright\" src=\"https:\/\/theleemsmachine.com\/bean\/drawingboard\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/5\/2016\/07\/idge005btiny.jpg\" alt=\"idge005btiny\" width=\"163\" height=\"170\" \/><\/p>\n<p>As the mascot of the LeEMS machine, he is like a quiet sphinx guardian that laser kills those with impure intentions (yeah, that was a possibly incorrect reference to The Neverending Story) except Idge does not have laser eyes.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"wp-image-72 alignright\" src=\"http:\/\/theleemsmachine.com\/comics\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/07\/Vinny002-242x300.jpg\" alt=\"Vinny002\" width=\"161\" height=\"199\" \/><\/p>\n<p>Vinny Cannaesi is the personification of a golden 1974 Plymouth Vanliant.  He is the cousin of Carmine Cannaesi, though not as involved in gang leadership or restaurant management.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"wp-image-73 alignright\" src=\"http:\/\/theleemsmachine.com\/comics\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/07\/Carmine001-184x300.jpg\" alt=\"Carmine001\" width=\"144\" height=\"235\" \/><\/p>\n<p>Carmine Cannaesi is a gang leader and restaurant manager as well as the personification of a cherry red G310 SG style Gibson Guitar.  He is Vinny&#8217;s cousin.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"wp-image-74 alignright\" src=\"http:\/\/theleemsmachine.com\/comics\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/07\/Crisco001-206x300.jpg\" alt=\"Crisco001\" width=\"159\" height=\"232\" \/><\/p>\n<p>Crisco is Richard and LeEtta&#8217;s pet cat.  He hollers a lot about what he is doing, annoys Sparkles and binge eats.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"wp-image-75 alignright\" src=\"http:\/\/theleemsmachine.com\/comics\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/07\/Sparkles001-255x300.jpg\" alt=\"Sparkles001\" width=\"190\" height=\"224\" \/><\/p>\n<p>Sparkles is also a cat of Richard and LeEtta&#8217;s.  She has a tiny voice for her hefty size and is generally un-amused by anything Crisco is doing.<\/p>\n<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/table>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>As the mascot of the LeEMS machine, he is like a quiet sphinx guardian that laser kills those with impure intentions (yeah, that was a possibly incorrect reference to The Neverending Story) except Idge does not have laser eyes. &nbsp; Vinny Cannaesi is the personification of a golden 1974 Plymouth Vanliant. He is the cousin&#8230; <a href=\"https:\/\/theleemsmachine.com\/bean\/drawingboard\/characters\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Characters<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"parent":0,"menu_order":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","template":"","meta":{"footnotes":""},"class_list":["post-607","page","type-page","status-publish","hentry"],"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/theleemsmachine.com\/bean\/drawingboard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/607","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/theleemsmachine.com\/bean\/drawingboard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/theleemsmachine.com\/bean\/drawingboard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/page"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/theleemsmachine.com\/bean\/drawingboard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/theleemsmachine.com\/bean\/drawingboard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=607"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/theleemsmachine.com\/bean\/drawingboard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/607\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/theleemsmachine.com\/bean\/drawingboard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=607"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}